Hey kiddos! Dad here!
With some dark jokes made by...
drum roll please!!!!
Skystream75 !!!!!!!
Here are two,
Just for you little nuggets of darkness!!! (AKA people who like dark jokes!)
NUMBER ONE:
A patient asked his doctor how they were going to stitch up his wound, the doctor left the room for supplies and told the patient,
"We'll put a pin in it."
NUMBER TWO:
Two men were talking about a serial killer's beliefs. One man said, "I just can't believe that people are sticking up for him! He stabbed twelve people!" The other replied,
"Well, he has a point."
Sam: YAY! THOSE WERE SO APPEALING TO MY BRAIN! I LOVED THEM!
Of course you did kiddo, you have the darkest and dirtiest mind, yet still innocent which I have no clue how that is possible...
Sam: IM JUST SO... PURRFECT.
That's a cat joke
Sam: IM HYPER.
I can tell... how much sugar did you have today?
Sam: Two pieces of gum, two cookies, and an apple bar!! AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!
At least you had something healthy... AND YAY!!!!!!
Anyways!
Thank you and keep it easy sons, daughters, and non-binary children!!
