[🌸Touken Ranbu On Crack🌸]

School AUs

Yumeko: Hello everyone ! My name is Yumeko Nobunaga , and I hope to get along~

Everyone: *impressed nods*

Yuu:......*dark aura* Yuu Nobunaga.

Everyone: *gulps* Scary......

Ayame: Good morning !
My name is Ayame Takahashi , and I'm a senior in this school. I'm also your class counselor , so feel free to ask me if you have questions. *Smiles*

Jerk: LOSERRRRRR~

Twins: *DELINQUENT/YANYAN MODE ON*

Yumeko: *nearly stabs him with her hairpin*

Yuu: *puts foot on jerk's desk* *pulls out magic metal pipe of pain*

Jerk: Omgf *nervous sweating*

Yuu: Call Aya-nee that again-

Yumeko: -and we will strap you to a metal board and slowly pull out your organs~

Ren: Guys. Deep breaths. Calm down. *Oniisan mode on*
My name is Ren Nobunaga , and I hope everyone will take care of us ! *Charming prince smile*

Girls: *fainting*

Ayame: *giggles* Okay , next !

Akashi: *fanged smile* My name is Akashi Takahashi ! *Sunshine and fluff*

Girls: *fainting again*

Ayame: Ah , the sensei is here~ Well , I guess I'll get going to my classes as well. Have fun everyone !

Shigure: And thus , it's another peaceful day at Touken Ranbu Highschool. (Everyone: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE ?!)