4. Feed off of their pain :)
Now that you're bffs (I hope) you know get to play the jerk-idiot friendship.
This is Sam. The idiot doesn't get anything out of the relationship, but the jerk gets everything. The only thing the idiot gets out of t is, not looking like a loser in public places. And a funny, kind, violent, selfish, narcissistic, and abusive best friend. The jerk on the other hand receives entertainment. And a life long friend that will do whatever they say, following you around like a side-kick.
Just wanted to mention that Sam was on drugs while writing the above statement.
Was not.
;))
I really want to know if people from Hawaii can play the license plate game?
What about the people in Alaska? #equalrights
Seriously why are people not worried about this.
ANYWAYS, Sam and I are cutting this chapter short cause she refuses to write anything, but I'm sure you guys won't mind. What am I even talking about, probably just talking to myself, don't worry I'm used it. Not as used as Sam though, she's a creep. And a stalker, besides the point.
So what we're trying to tell you is to, feed off their pain? I don't know, we just needed a fourth step, so that we could write "A five-step program". So, I guess feed off their pain (?) just remember to share.
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How To Make Friends
HumorAn introvert/savage/narcissist/pessimist's guide to making Bffs for life. *A 5-step program to find a friend. Two experts focus in on the topic. A book for only the most desperate (me honestly).
