He has a bunch of different versions, here they are...
~ Haymitch and Katniss get married
~ Haymitch and Katniss have two kids, one boy, one girl
~ The boy is named Hayniss, and the girl is named Katmitch
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~ Katniss and Peeta don't get married
~ Katniss and Peeta have two kids, one boy, one girl
~ They only eat bread, nothing else
~ They cut the bread with an ax
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~ Haymitch and Effie get married
~ Nothing else
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In all of them:
~ Haymitch is da best!
~ Haymitch rules all!
~ I am Haymitch!
YOU ARE READING
Monkey Man
Non-FictionThis is just a bunch of strange, random stuff involving Monkey Man (my dad).
