God Bless My Stupid Family (The Story of the Ketchums) (Amour Oneshots)

Short Stories #1

Short Stories are... short stories. There are only a few paragraphs or sentences inside. Just something to compare with Oneshots

- Climbing Tree -

The Ketchums family was having a picnic under an oak tree, when their son, Serash, organized a competition. He challenged his dad for a climbing competition.

"So... you want to see how high I can climb?" Ash asked his son

"Yep. So... can you?" Serash said and started climbing up the tree, which Ash followed right behind

"I'm not gonna let you defeat me!" Ash said and kept climbing, with his wife, Serena, underneath

"Ash, be careful! Remember your fear of height!" Serena warned, but Ash ignored it. He kept climbing to the top

*a few minutes later*

"Hello, firefighter team? There's a man.who climbed to the top of the oak tree and he can't get down. Can you send someone here to help him?" The security of the park called and pointed at Ash, who was crying and afraid to jump down because of his fear of height

"Don't cry, daddy" Serash, who had already climbed down, "tried his best" to cheer his dad. However...

"Wow, how brave you are!" Serena said angrily and face palmed because how pathetic her husband was

- Reward -

"Hey son, can you massage me?" Ash asked Serash and acted like he couldn't move his shoulders

"Is there any reward, dad?" Serash asked. Then Ash opened a closet, revealed a Japanese bikini magazine, which is one of Serash's favorites

"Wow, that's nice!" Serash said "Wait a minute, dad!" Then he ran out the door, which Ash didn't know what he was up to

*two minutes later*

"Good job, son. Remember to report me if you find anything bad from your dad, okay?" Serena said "proudly", looking at her husband, who had been beaten by her. Her hands held the magazine as something to prove, while Serash held the chocolate box as a reward for his mission

- Red-beans-filled Cake -

Serash and his best friend, Garsty, were having red-beans-filled cake outside the park. It was a fish-shaped pancake, filled with red beans

"Can't you believe this? There are lots of red beans in the "fish's" stomach" Garsty said and looked at Serash. However, unlike Garsty, Serash had a sad expression on his face

"Eh? What's wrong?" Garsty asked

"It's just... I feel pity for the fish. It has the same problem with my mom" Serash sadly said

Meanwhile, at home, Serena went out the toilet but also looking sad

"Gosh, I've been having constipation for 3 days and it didn't improve well" She said while rubbing her stomach, which was still hurt but she couldn't... you know... let "it" out