Sonic is cracked: When food's dropped reactions

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Disclaimer: a lot of capslock shouting and emotional guys up ahead ;) be prepared

Reactions when they dropped their food

Sonic: *world crumbles around him* NOOOOO MY BABY PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME

Tails: There is a thing called Five Second Rule am I right? *fidgets fingers while staring at food*

Knuckles: Rubbish! Complete RUBBISH *cries angrily while punches a hole in da wall*

Amy: My food! WHO DARES TO DROP MY FOOD ON PURPOSE?! MY HAMMER IS READY TO HIT SOMEBODY

Shadow: Tch. I don't eat anyways...wait it's a Swiss roll?! *chaos spears everybody and everything*

Silver: ITS NO USE! TAKE THIS WHOEVER MADE ME DROP MY TACO *throws random things at everyone*

Rouge: Oh my bad... I'll just go eat at a fancy expensive restaurant then, I don't care I'm rich anyways ;)

Dr. Eggman: YOU KNUCKLEBOTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Well this sandwich seems rubbish now... ORBOT GIMME ANOTHER HAM SANDWICH. Be sure it's Evil Ham

Blaze: Well that's unfortunate... Silver stop throwing things I'm going to clean this food and just get another one

Cream: *stares at food* *tries to know what's happening* Mom! My food! It fell off by itself!

Vector: Charmy! Bring on the big guns! We're hunting down whoever made me drop my food!

Espio: Hmm... Quiet fascinating

Charmy: Meh... Five second rule rules! *eats the already broken food*

Metal Sonic: ... I don't even eat

Omega: You're affirmative there Metal

Big: Food? Food? FROGGY!

Chip: MY CHOCOLATE HOW DARE ME

Prof. Pickles: Oh my...such unfortunate of me to drop my cucumber sandwich...well I guess I'm just gonna prepare 1/2 slice of the bread, cucumber sliced THINLY, add a pinch of pepper... *babbles on ingredients on how to make a PERFECT cucumber sandwich*

Manic: Yeah! Rotten food!

Sonia: Ew Manic. No just no. Sonic stop crying and deal with everybody else screaming

Scourge: The rotten! Someone get me a mop! And also bring me another chicken wing!

Fiona: I would've still eaten that

Miles: *fidgets fingers* Five second rule...

Me: *cries along with Sonic* MY BABY IS DEAD HOW DARE ME

lol I'm done

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