Sonic's Book

Sonic is cracked: Chip goes Nutty!

Disclaimer: DO WE STILL NEED THIS NOTE. YES? Well okay. There will be a lot of Nutella madness, cursing, ooc-ing, blah blah and the like

Chip: SOOOONNNNNIIIIICCCCC

Sonic: CHIIIIIPPPP WWHHHAAAATTTT IIIIISSSS IIIIITTTTT

Tails: Whya re you guys speaking like that?

Chip: It's the greatest thing in my life! I've found a girlfriend!

Sonic: Say what?!

Everybody: WHUAAAATTT

Sonic: -.-

Chip: I'd like you to meet...NUTELLA!

Nutella: ...

Sonic: Da fuuuu

Chip: Shush. We're having our wedding next week and our honey moon next next week!

Knuckles: You do know you're stupid

Chip: No she's not! She is a wonderful, deliberating, sophisticated Nutella and I love her so

Tails: Symptoms says here that Chip has been high...on Nutella

Sonic: NOOOOOOO

Chip: YEEEEEESSSSS

Shadow: *holds sign* NUTELLA IS LAIFU <3

Sonic: Shadow supports it too?!

Chip: Nutty, nutty. You're so hotty. We gonna share together. Kids, kids. Marriage and....CHOCOLATE CHIP SUNDAE SUPREME?!

CCSS^^: ....

Chip: W-what?! No... I'm not cheating on you! I SWEAR

Knuckles: ... He have food for girlfriends?

Sonic: Chip tell me what the heck is wrong with you. We can work this out

CCSS: ...

Chip: I-I swear! I wasn't cheating behind your back!

Nutty: ...

Chip: What Nutty?! N-no that's not....

Tails: He's gone cra-cray

CCSS & Nutty: ...

Chip: AHHHH DONT ATTACK MEEEEE

Sonic: Kids, here proves that when your alone. Food is the one you can always count on. Right babe?

Chilidog: ....

Tails: Sonic has the symptom of...CHILIDOGTHISES DIFHDJFHDJFH

I think I just broke my own life