Chapter 5: Gideon?

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Oh great, this guy. Well lets get started.

So it was just an ordinary day at the Shack. Mabel is seen in front of the tv watching Paw Patrol while I was on the computer literally watching this:

That chicken is going to get this country through some hard times.

"We'll be back with more Paw Patrol after this commercial break," said the tv.

"Ugh why do commercials still exist?" Mabel asked.

"Because Tv Channels need money from advertisers Mabel," I said.

The Tv then starts saying the name, "Gideon" like multiple times.

"What's a Gideon?" Mabel asked.

"I think the question is who is Gideon," I said.

"I'll tell you who he is," said Stan, "a big jerk, ever since he came to town my life became a living heck."

Mabel asked, "Don't you mean..."

"Mabel don't use that word!" I said stopping her.

"He's been taking my parking spots," said Stan, "Making a mockery of my name, and he took that last jar of Bread and Butter pickles at the grocery store."

"Come on down to the Tent of Telepathy," said The Tv, "Doors open Tonight."

"Don't you two under my roof ever go there under his roof," said Stan.

"Do tents even have roofs?" I asked.

"I think we just found a loophole," said Mabel, then she lifts up a tied piece of string, "Litterally, WHOMP WHOMP!"

"Ugh," said Stan.

The night then came and Soos took us to that Gideon show.

"Man this place is a Bizarro version of the mystery shack," I said, "They even have their own Soos."

Soos looked over at a guy that looked suspiciously liked him. Then gave him the stink eye.

"Ooh its starting!" said Mabel.

"Now lets see what this monster looks like," I said.

A large shadow showed behind the curtain, only to reveal a kid, about my sisters age, with a pompadour haircut.

"Hello America My Name's Lil' Gideon," said Gideon.

Gideon claps releasing doves into the air.

"That's Stan mortal enemy?" I asked.

"But, he is so wittle," said Mabel.

"I have a vision," said Gideon, "In a second you all will say, AAAWWWWW!"

"I have a vision," said Gideon, "In a second you all will say, AAAWWWWW!"

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