A FINE DAY ON KONOHA ( Mostly NaruHina )

8.Where does baby come from

The ninja academy were having parents conference meeting, and they were asked to fill out the answers to some question. One of the question was :

Where does baby come from?

Naruto : A father's hope and a mother's love, mix them together and BAM! the baby was born.

Hinata : Mommy's and daddy's strong desire to love and take care of the baby, they are then blessed with a baby.

Sasuke : The love between the parents grows a seed, then they take care of the seed, waiting for it to grow and brings out the baby.

Sakura : The male seed is planted to the female's ovum and the seed grows to be a baby.

Shikamaru : Too troublesome, go watch porn.

Tenmari : DO NOT ASK YOUR FATHER, ask your teacher.

Sai : SEX

Ino : A seed that is given from the father is planted and taken care of by the mother and later on, it blooms into a beautiful flower where the baby comes out from it.

Chouji : Dad and mom eats too much and you were born.

Karui : Mom and dad love each other and decided to have a baby born out of our love.

And Shino who was in charge of reading the result, had to call in some parents to give them a proper guidance.

Then, the parents were also informed of their children's answers.

Boruto : Mom and dad's love.

Sarada : Reproduction process.

Shikadai : A troublesome process.

Chouchou : Sex.

Inojin : Sex.

Himawari : A father's hope and a mother's love, mix them together and BAM! the baby was born.

The Naruhina couple smiled proudly at their children's answers, especially Naruto, looking at his little sunflower giving the exact same answer as him. Sasuke turned to Sakura while his wife turned away, avoiding the cold gaze of her husband. Shikamaru let out a sigh of relief for his son's answer, not mentioning anything that migh angered his wife. Chouji and Karui knew exactly who to blame for their daughter's answer, whoelse aseide from Anko? And Ino sent a killing glare to her husband, and another war broke out at the Yamanaka house.