Joshaya: Hormones 👶

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Wifey 💍💛

Whatcha doin.....

Working...
What's up baby?

Bored...and lonely

I get off in a half hour baby

Too long!!!!
I miss u!!

Is this the pregnancy hormones talking?

Better question...r u complaining?

Mrs. Matthews i'll be home soon
Then i'm all yours....

Ugh
Too long!!!!!!

Maybe you should've come and visited me....

What would we have done?

Stop

Why?!?
We're married!! We can have phone sex

Not while i'm at work!

Yet we could have actual sex
😑😑😑😑

Baby i promise i'll make it worth the wait

U promise?

I promise 😉

Fine!
How is work anyway?

Boring as hell
I'd much rather be in bed with u baby

Then leave early!!!

Maya....

Just hold on a sec....

*Seven minutes later*

You're awful

Perks of u working for Minkus International
Farkle doesn't question me 😊

What exactly did u tell him?

That I wasn't feeling well

U used our baby to get me home sooner?

In retrospect the baby is causing my hormones to be all out of whack which is why i need u in our bed
NOW!

Your justification is quite entertaining babe

R u complaining?

Not at all
I'm heading home right now
See u in five 😙

I'll be waiting 😉😙

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