Rick Riordan: Let's make up a kid named . . . Leo
Me: Okay :)
Rick: Let's make him the son of Hephaestus
Me: Okay :)
Rick: Let's make him hilarious
Me: Okay:)
Rick: Let's make him sensitive
Me: Okay :)
Rick: Let's make him a great person
Me: Okay :)
Rick: Let's have his mother die
Me: O-Wait what?!
Rick: Let's make him the seventh wheel
Me: NO!
Rick: Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain
Me: STOP IT! NO!
Rick: Let's make him single and lonely
Me: *Cries* STOOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO!
Rick: Let's-
Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOO
Rick: Let's make him think almost everything is his fault
Me: *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*
Rick: :)
