My mom takes me to a psychiatrist:
Psychiatrist: I'm going to say some words, you say what comes to your mind first. Mother
Me: Sally
Psychiatrist: Okay......blue
Me: Percy Jackson
Psychiatrist: They're supposed to relate to your life
Me: I know
Psychiatrist: .........queen
Me: HERA!WHERE IS SHE!???!!! I'LL KILL HER FOR BREAKING UP MY OTP!!!! THE GROUND WILL RUN GOLD WITH HER ICHOR!!
Psychiatrist: SECURITY! Help! She's got a.....pen?
Me: Ignorant mortal, this is my sword
