Odd Agents Vol. 2 [includes Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review]

Chapter 10: Come a Little Bit Closer

June 21, 2017 5:00 pm

There were screens everywhere and I saw the minions (which I'll call them Ravengers for now) running to us. I tried to shoot at a Ravenger that I saw at the screen. I hit him. The bullet went through the metal wall.

Ash: Ok, I'll be Rocket here so, who wants to be Yondu and who wants to be baby Groot?
Nick: Ash, your the only one that has a weapon
Ash: Check this place out

I continued shooting at the Ravengers. I really, really want Vish now but he uses the communications but since they blocked it he won't be here.

Ash: I'm starting to miss Vish...
Vision: I am here
Ash: VISION!!! Am I glad to see you!
Vision: Playing "Come a Little Bit Closer" by Jay and the Americans
Ash: You know me so well
Nick: Ash, you made me remember all the scenes. Especially when Yondu died
Ash: DON'T MAKE ME TEAR UP!!!!
Nick: You too?
Ash: If you did then ya
Nick: Well I did
Ash: Nothing came down to me
Nick: Oh, I well, uh, it did
Ash: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now help me out here!

The others found some weapons and started shooting. We were having a time of our lives. I saw Irri and Taserface in the screens. They look so confused!

Ash: Hey, remember that scene that the ship will blow up?
Nick: Oh yeah, FINALLY I CAN BOMB THIS PLACE!!!
Therese: There's bombs here?
Nick: Well I saw a lot

Nick pointed out where the bombs were. There was only one. I have to know what Nick means by "a lot" CUZ THIS ISN'T A LOT!!! I had a plan for that one though...

Ash: Nick, THIS ISN'T A LOT!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE BOMB!!!
Nick: But I saw about five
Ash: HOW DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FIVE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Donno
Lillian: Yey us
Ash: I have a plan
Nick: You've got a plan?
Ash: Well yes
Nick: I don't even believe you have a plan
Ash: I have, part, of a plan!
Therese: What is it?
Ash: We oil the whole place
Nick: There's no oil here
Ash: Then, we put that at the most explosive part
Nick: And where is that?
Ash: The computer's core
Maine: Sounds good to me
Ash: Alright lets go

We went out of the room and saw Taserface and Irri and Krag and Jeff.

Ash: Oh hey guys!
Taserface: I'll use this taser on you for tasing my face!
Ash: As if it hurts

Then I fired at him. He dodged and tried to use the taser but I dodged. I tried to shoot at him again but he dodged. We kept doing the same thing.

Taserface: You said you wanted to be tased!
Nick: You what!?!?
Ash: I was using my sarcastic voice!
Therese: But you looked super calm
Ash: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T JOKE AROUND!!!

I gave up shooting and hit the side of his head with the gun. He dropped on the floor.

Irritating Boss: Give it all you got Jeff, Krag!

Then it was two against one. One kid versus two adults. So not fair. I used close combat instead of using the guns. Jeff tried to punch me but I ducked making him hit Krag. Kraglin tried to do the same thing but he hit Jeff instead. They punched at the same time. I grabbed their arms and twisted it a bit making them get their arms back. I didn't break it. Then I kicked Jeff in the tummy and threw him to Kraglin.

Irritating Boss: Impossible!
Ash: Dude, have you ever watched Mission Impossible?
Irritating Boss: FIGHT ME!!!
Ash: Suit yourself

Then he tried to kick me. I dodged and got his leg and twisted it making him fall to the ground. Then he go up again and I rode on him and hit his head with my elbows. We were now using martial arts. I was like Donnie Yen. After ages I knocked out Irri.

Nick: Its like watching Ip man live
Maine: How... how?
Therese: I am amazed
Lillian: Wow
Chloe: So good...
Ash: Yeah first timers, amazing. Nick, you keep on saying bomb wanna do it?
Nick: Yeah. How the heck did you learn that?
Ash: Experience, movies. But mostly movies

We tried to find our way to the core. We told Nick, Maine, and Chloe what they missed.

Nick: I hate you! You were having a time of your life all this time...
Ash: Well... YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING!!! You could have interacted you know
Nick: I WAS SLEEPY!!!
Ash: You were what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nick: That's a fake laugh
Ash: ITS REAL! That was the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire laugh because you were sleepy!
Nick: So what?
Ash: I can imagine how you looked like!
Maine: Yeah it was sort of funny
Ash: SEE!?
Nick: *sighs*
Ash: I HAVE REVEALED YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET!!!
Maine: HAHAHAHA!!! You remind me of Drax
Nick: Why are you good at this?
Ash: Because I am good at it. Duh. So I'm like Rocket, Quill and Drax
Nick: Your mostly Rocket
Ash: Yes I am

I saw a door with a sign "Enter if you dare" Its probably the computer core since its extremely hot you could die. Like Mantis dying at baby Groot's cuteness.

Ash: You think that's the core?
Nick: Think so
Lillian: So how did Vision get here?
Ash: I forgot that he had an app in my phone
Therese: YOUR A.I. HAS AN APP!?!?!?
Ash: Well if he has an account then he can have an app I guess
Lillian: Cool
Ash: But you can't get the app in the Playstore
Chloe: So you can get it in the Appstore?
Ash: Nope. Only Vish and I can give you the app
Nick: How come I never knew any of this?
Ash: Because one: you just randomly got Vision. Two: I still own Vish. Three: we didn't get to tell you that part
Nick: Why didn't Vision tell that to me?
Ash: I said "three: we didn't get to tell you that part"
Nick: Oh yeah
Ash: So how come you came? Aren't you suppose to be in HQ?
Nick: The comms are down I'd be useless
Ash: Guess you got a point

We went in. None of us noticed Irri go in...