@ certain people

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me: have you heard about the new alb-

person that I have never known and i just talk to sometimes: OMG LIKE SPEAKING OF ALBUMS LIKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW ONE COMING OUT OMG LIKE

me: yeah that's what i was going to t-

person: OMG WE'RE LIKE ACTUALLY TWINS WHAT THE HELL!!

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