Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 9-18 are being re-edited**

Started in 2018 Hardcopy available on NotionPress and Amazon *Rank* 1 * in #boynextdoor *Rank* 1 * in #badboylovestory When shy yet sarcastic Daniella Jones met cocky playboy Hunter Donnavan. She is nothing but, horrified when she learnt that the guy she dreaded the most is now her next door neighbor. Hunter on the other hand thinks completely different and is amused by every movement our little Danny made. The moment their eyes met, sparks flew all over the place but soon they both realized what they truly desired. One side was a nerdy girl who just wants to be left alone and on the other is an outgoing green-eyed hunk that somehow become Daniella's ride or die. He changed her for the better and she brought back the old Hunter who was locked away somewhere trying to fight his demons. Drama, love, friendship and lots of sarcasm. Warning~ Extremely cheeky, Romantic and Sarcastic. Strong words are used on a minimal in between chapters. Cute kisses and makeout sessions will come at some point too. ********************** And now a part of the story- I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips. And he has slept with every girl in the school. Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window. *********************** And another small part if you are still not convinced to read- I am going to shit my pan- Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips softly. And then kissed me again, just seconds longer then before. And then again and sucked my bottom lip really slowly and softly.

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Coffe shop story.... honestly does this have to have more description than: CHAOS CAFE UA-staff Heroes and villains alike as customers . . . I don't think so..... A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Loss was only the beginning. After the death of her mother, Fatima is cast into a domestic hell, enduring the calculated cruelty of a stepmother intent on her ruin. Caught between the ghosts of her past and the trauma of her present, Fatima must decide if she will crumble under the weight of her reality or fight for a future she can't yet see. ​Can a broken spirit ever truly touch the sky?

"Kayla Richards is more than a billionaire's daughter, she is an institution. As the "Gilded Gavel" of Lagoon Crest Academy, she navigates her final year of high school with a sharp tongue and a wardrobe that costs more than most people's futures. But behind the designer masks and the mean girl cover, Kayla is a girl built on secrets, until the return of Jeriel Okoye threatens to tear down the very walls she spent almost a decade building. ​Jeriel doesn't just see the Mean Girl the world fears, he remembers the girl before the gold. As a cold war of wit and old wounds ignites between them, Kayla is forced to navigate the treacherous waters of her elite world, from cutthroat family legacies and vengeful exes to the suffocating pressure of being a Richards. In a city where every fall is a headline and every move is televised, Kayla must decide if she's ready to stop ruling her lonely empire and finally start building something real. "​The Architecture of Us" is a high-octane journey through the lives of the one percent. It's a story of fierce bonds, a devastating first love, and the realization that the only thing more dangerous than losing your status is finding yourself in the middle of the ruins." Oma_queen🌷

Non-Disclosure, I do not own Harry Potter The classic world of Harry Potter is changed by the addition of one person. The origin of the most sarcastic force in the wizarding world. Morgana.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Liliana Hawthorne and Miles Hayes have spent years competing for first place. Test scores. Rankings. Academic titles. There's always been a winner. There's always been a loser. What there's never been- is anything else. Until the rivalry starts to feel like something neither of them can quite define. And when Miles begins to pull away without explanation, Liliana is left questioning everything she thought she understood- about him, about their rivalry, and about herself. Because losing to him was one thing. But losing him? That was never part of the competition

Some people love to give you a philosophical look and state that "hate is a strong word". But how else could you describe your feelings towards someone who makes it their life mission to annoy you and won't even leave your mind when you're asleep?

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

Agatha Innes has traded the frantic pace of the Met for the supposedly doddle of a post as Detective Inspector in the idyllic tri-county area of Abernathy, Fleckney, and Darnley - but between a history of surreal poisonings and professional assassins, Fleckney is not at all what it says on the tin. When a suspicious death occurs at the ultra-posh Serpent's Nest restaurant, Agatha is thrust into a world of two-star Michelin menus, groundbreaking pharmacological research, and local power dynamics. The victim, the head of the prominent Fitzroy family, is found face-down in his lunch with a chillingly permanent smile. As Agatha navigates the investigation, she must contend with uncooperative celebrity chefs, devilishly charming lawyers, and eccentric herpetologists. Yet, beyond the crime scene, a larger question looms: why is this specific patch of the English countryside populated by such preposterously handsome men - and why do three of them seem so intent on getting her undivided attention? Solving the murder at Serpent's Nest might be the first step in uncovering the broader, quirkier mystery of Fleckney itself.

"Usually people buy me dinner before kidnapping me. So this is new." Syrena has a plan. It's a desperate, messy, highly illegal plan, but it's the only one she's got. Her brother Leo has been missing for three days, leaving behind nothing but a terrified voicemail and a debt he can't pay. Syrena knows he won't come home willingly-he's too deep in. If she wants to save him, she has to snatch him off the street and hide him before the debt collectors find him first. Armed with a stolen baseball bat and a neighbor's rusted van, she executes the perfect strike. The hit is clean. The getaway is (mostly) successful. There's just one problem: She grabbed the wrong guy. Instead of her brother, Syrena is now stuck in an abandoned garage with Xavier-a silver-eyed, sharp-tongued "thug" who belongs to the city's most dangerous crime family. He's tied to a kitchen chair, he has a concussion, and he thinks her "kidnapping protocol" is the funniest thing he's ever seen. But the laughter stops when the real monsters show up at the garage door looking for him. Now, Syrena and Xavier are on the run in a van that smells like wet paint and bad decisions. Xavier is out for blood, hunting the traitor who set him up for a fall. Syrena is just trying to keep her head above water long enough to find Leo. Neither of them realizes they are hunting the exact same man. In a world where one wrong turn is a death sentence, Syrena has to decide what's more dangerous: the men screaming down the highway behind them, or the man she still has tied up in the back of her van.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

I got isekai'd. Cool, right? Wrong. Because the Author writing this story is also stuck in my head. *You're welcome.* No one asked you. Now I'm running around a fantasy world with a shapeshifting dragon princess, a million‑gold bounty, and a narrator who keeps spoiling things on purpose. We're trying to stop slavers, corrupt guards, and some creepy mastermind everyone calls "the Master." I call him the Sith Lord. The Author hates it. Which is why I'm absolutely never stopping. If you like action, chaos, romance, and a protagonist who argues with the narrator more than the villains... welcome to my life. *And you're welcome again.* Stop talking.