6. Why was the Doctor surfing the net?
He was looking for the cybermen.
7. How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb?
11, One to change it, and 10 others to complain about that the last one was better.
8. Why do daleks eat apples?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
9. What's the opposite of K9?
A kit10
10. Why does the face of Boe feel so lonely?
He has no-body.
