33. Instead of "Ladies and gentlemen" you should say "Ladies, gentlemen and variations there upon."
34. If you still go to school always consider that your teachers might be bat-like aliens who eat your fellow students
35. If someone asks you about your religion, you tell them that you believe in "Whovianism"
36. If they don't know what you're talking about, just say that it's "wibbly wobbly"
37. Don't trust people with Bluetooth headsets ( suggested by nerdychick1313)
38. Also, don't wear Bluetooth headsets
39. Listen to Chameleon Circuit
(Seriously, they're awesome!)
