"La la la, la la la, Elmo's world!"
"Ugh, cookie monster, you know how much I hate that big ass flaming chip puppet?!"
"Um... No.. YOU WANT A COOKIE!!"
"Why dose everyone love this stupid loser anyway?"
"Maybe because his nice?"
"Yeah rightt"
"Well I dont know then"
"Of course you dont all you do is eat cookies, how dont you have diabetes yet"
"Maybe because im a puppet"
"Yeah whatever "
but what big bird didn't know is that elmo has more too him then just his gold fish that he dosent feed
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Daddy big bird (big bird x elmo)
Fanfiction"You want the feathery cock dont you" "Yes!! I need to roast me chicken good" "I know love" (IM NOT SORRY)
