Percy Jackson meets the Avengers

Chapter 5

Percy pov.

They had Leo and I sit down. We were have a race to see who could kick their feet higher while we waited in the little white room they had put us in. Leo was singing some random song when they walked in being as loud and annoying as possible. I just keep kicking my feet.

The eyepatch Fury dude was staring at us. Like come on take a picture it would last longer. He then said in a deep grave voice, "Leonidas Valdez, and
Perseus Jackson."

I start laughing and I snort out, "Leonidas?!?!"

Leo elbows me and whispers, "Shit the hell up Perseus before you piss off Mr. I'm big and bad in this black trench coat with my eye patch and big bad black combat boots!"

"Shut up!" Yelled the Eyepatch Dude.

He then yelled out, "I'm Nick Fury, but you can call me.."

I cut him off and said, "The big bad wolf!"

He slammed his fist against the table and said, "Director Fury!"

We look at him and say, "What."

He is angry at this point and says in a low warning tone, "You may call me Director Fury!"

We nod and said again together, "We'll think about it!"

He pulls out a gun at this point and held it against Leo's head. In a hard tone he asks, "What do you know?"

Leo smirks slightly and says, "How to be awesome!"

Fury busts him in the head and before turning turning to me and says, "What do you know?"

He has a dangerous look in his eye at this point and I said in a dead serious tone, "I know that your gun is full of blanks and that that glass window over there is one-way glass . I know that you think you have seen the worse in this world, but I'm here to tell you there is so much worse out there. I'm here to tell you that your aren't real fury. A real fury is scary as hell and can end your life in a moment if you let them. I can tell out how your death glares is like a puppy look to some of the people I know. I'm here to tell you that you have a really stupid look on your face and that you need fuck the hell off, before you piss us off!"

Leo started singing again then yelled, "Burn bitch!"

Fury lost his dangerous look and turns on his heel and leaving the room. Leo yelled, "Bye bye now!"

I laughed and high-fived him. And that's how we weirded out the big bad eye-patch man.