you call that ass your own, we call that silicone

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I am obsessed with Melanie Martinez for some reason. I can't stop singing her songs! My favorite song is either Mad Hatter or Sippy Cup.

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed.
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.

I've been singing that all day! I'm lucky my dad hasn't said anything about it by now.

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