Here Cat

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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom, one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed preparing for a quickie by sliding a condom on.

In attempt to hide his condom-covered erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look under the bed.

"Whatta ya doin', dad?" Little Johnny asked.

"Uhhhh . . . I thought I saw the cat go underneath the bed," his father quickly replied.

"Really, Dad? Whatta ya gonna do, screw it?"

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