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guess who my mum is

DANNY;
um, Janet ?

did you just make up a random name ?

DANNY;
i thought that was your mom's name

it's mUM not mom

DANNY;
two different languages fucktard

one; don't call me fucktard. and two; ITS NOT A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE OMG AHAHAHAH

DANNY;
hUSH nOw

pahahahaha so thick

DANNY;
oh, why thankyou

it's not a compliment, it means ur dumb

DANNY;
no, thick means like damnnnnn gurl u thickkk

oh Lordy lOrd ur a proper eeget

DANNY;
I stg stop using words I don't understand

i'm so sorry 😢

DANNY;
anyway, what were you saying about Janet?

her name's Victoria

DANNY;
sooo, Victoria Jones

yeahhh, but I mentioned her bc I asked her what tv shows she watches and she was like oh corrie uno the usual but then she was like oh and the originals and I was just like DANIEL ???? and she said who tf is that but no I like klaus

so, how does that make u feel?

DANNY;
is this a therapy session

why not

DANNY;
um well excited that she watches the originals bc HOW GREAT OMG I wanna meet ur mother

DANNY;
but then again she doesn't know who I am and likes klaus better so ugh she can suck my cock

I wish you didn't send that text

I really really wish u didn't send that

oh god, I'm imagining it

DANNY;
why would u even imagine it

u fucking said it mate

DANNY;
mate? puurreee friend zoned :(

oh um I meant babe

does that suit better

DANNY;
wOw omg I've just been called babe by my idol¿!

idol? I'm a no one lol

I've not even got a job rn I'm basically living off of my mum, dad and brothers money lmao

DANNY;
well, you're not a no one to me and what does that matter? ur still my idol babe

AHHHHHH PISS OFF

DANNY;
I don't understand :(

ur making me feel awkward ngl

DANNY;
oh no

that seemed very sarcastic

DANNY;
well u shouldn't feel awkward, I was being nice and you should take it

DANNY;
I CANT BELIEVE YOUR MOM LIKES KLAUS MORE WTF HES A DICKHEAD

verryyyy late reaction

DANNY;
IT ONLY JUST PROCESSED

ur a slow one aren't u smh

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AN;
HEAT IS FUCKING KILLING ME

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