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DANNY;
dais?

hey danny boy

DANNY;
can i ask you a question, like a real serious one idk why

ofc, ask away

DANNY;
like i'm never serious so know this is serious, like it's not important but it's like me being serious

i can't take u serious when u say serious too many times

DANNY;
well there's my chance of being a lawyer gone down the drain smh

okay i thought this was serious lmao

DANNY;
oops forgive me

always

DANNY;
ooo that was some kinky shit right there

wHaT tHe FuCk

what did u want to ask me because i feel like ur putting it off and it's making me feel nervous

DANNY;
oh, no, it's nothing bad, darling. don't worry

okay okay, go ahead then

DANNY;
you know when you come to america, do you want to stay at mine or are you staying in the hotel with noah? i mean, you don't have to, i just thought it'd be nice uno

i'm not going america?

DANNY;
OH FUCk it was supposed to be a surprise wasn't it

um idk? if it was a surprise then yay? but wait what's going on i'm so confused rn

hehe ur so stupid

DANNY;
uGh, but yeah noah has a modelling shoot in los angles so he's bringing you along and i was just wondering the upper question

oh erm, is it okay if i stay with my brother? it's not that i don't wanna be with you but i'd feel more comfortable if you know what i mean

DANNY;
oh, yeah, sure, i totally understand

and what the fuck? since when did noah get so big he's having shoots in america? he usually just travels up to london from manchester

DANNY;
he's getting big i suppose? he is good looking

woooooowww, you've moved on from me to my brother. whatta a slag ugh

DANNY;
yikessss but do u see those cheekbones

i reckon urs are nicer

DANNY;
oh don't be such a flirt, darling, ur making me blush

shutup, you already knew

DANNY;
i know omg, i look in the mirror everyday and just stare at those wondrous features

i hate u 😭

DANNY;
love u too

wow too far

don't mess with my feelings like that danny boy

DANNY;
sorry dais, i guess we're just on the flirting roll today budum tshhhh

was that supposed to be a drum thingy

DANNY;
yeahhh, uno when u make a joke and it's like buDUM tshhhHhhhh

was there a joke there though ?

DANNY;
wow, hit me where it hurts why don't you

no, i'm not messing, where's the joke?

DANNY;
you're killing me !!!!!!!!!!!

was there even a joke?

DANNY;
not really, i just like saying Budum tshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why does the 'tshhhhhhhhh's' get longer every time u say it

DANNY;
oh hunny, it's like penis', the more u use it the longer it gets ;)

WHAT THE FuCK

that's enough for today

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AN;
ffs daniel, always spilling the beans rnt u

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