Tomboy Stuck In Naruto

Fan-fucking-tastic

So, I thought I should do something different and show you the outfit she's wearing. Different enough? No? Too bad!
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I sighed as I watched Tenten get hit by Kotetsu. I really wanted to leave. We all knew that this was a genjutsu, well, the smart ones at least. I turned to look at Hyuga. "Can I leave? I mean, ANY SANE PERSON SHOULD KNOW THAT WE ONLY WENT UP ONE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!" I said, raising my voice on the last part.

It was like time stopped. The birds weren't singing anymore, the disguised Izumo and Kotetsu shut up, the stupid Genin looked at me, Hyuga who I was currently leaning on, stepped away and made me fall on my face. MAH FACE PEOPLE! MAH FACE!

"That..." I mumbled, my face still on the floor. HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HYUGA!"

"Hn." Hyuga said, er, 'hn'ed? Forget it. "I give up. And can someone, I don't know, GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING FLOOR!" I asked, sorta...

I felt everyone's stare. "Take a picture, dumbasses, it'll last longer." I said as I rolled onto my back. So, no one's gonna pick me up?

No. Inata said. Way to be blunt. I retorted. I try. She said. You're picking up on my attitude. I said, mentally glaring at her. Then my mood brightened up. I'm so happy! I could dance on a rainbow and then fall into the arms of angry pedophiles and not have a care in the world.

I noticed everyone on the physical world giving me disturbed stares. Even team 7, who just came in. "Did I say that out loud?" I asked. Everyone nodded, taking a step away from me. "Well that's a bit on the rude side. But did you know there are at least two pedophiles in this very room? I'M LOOKING AT YOU KOTETSU AND IZUMO!" I yelled, looking at them.

They looked at me, bewildered and shocked, maybe slightly disturbed. "I'm thinking we should just leave get here." Tenten said. My eyes widened and I was somehow in a corner with a dark, depressed aura surrounding me. "Why? Why Tenny? Why did you leave me? Why is there an imposter? Why cruel, cruel world?" I mumbled. Everyone sweatdropped. "Um, Jay? It's okay, I'm right here, see?" Tenny said, unsurely. I turned to her with a dark glare.

I was suddenly right in front of her with flames behind me. "I don't believe you." I said, Inata's voice mixing with mine. "Tell me, that you'll get me pocky after the exams!" The last part was indeed, only my voice.

"Um? Alright?" Tenny said. My eyes turned chibi and I hugged her arm. "Now then, onwards! To room 301!" I yelled.

Hyuga rolled his eyes at me, he was used to me by now. I then remembered Lee and saw him confessing his love to Sakura. "Eh! Lee! If you stop and come with your team, I'll let you buy me pocky!" I yelled. "I'm coming!" Lee said. "Haha, that's what she said." I mumbled under my breath. Tenten looked at me wearily, scooting a good the feet away from me.

Yeah! They're all used to me by now.