So... Nice Weather We're Having

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Up top is Amy's Hammer. Jay keeps this in a storage seal on her wrist. Jay's sister Mimi gave this to her a few weeks before she was killed. Anyways, y'all probably want to go to the story don't you? Well, don't let me keep you!

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"Alright you baby-faced degenerates! Settle down! And you, Sound Nin, no fighting before an exam. I'll have you disqualified for that. And you, Jay! I'm watching you!" Ibiki said, glaring at me. I put on an innocent face and a halo appears over my head.

"Yeah, Jay?" Tenten said, placing her hands on my shoulder. "Nobody's buying that."

I gasped and went into my emo corner.

"Right... Now that she's dealt with, I need all of you to come up here and draw a number. This number will determine where you sit."

I immediately popped up and went to draw a number. Everyone, well, everyone except Gaara and my teammates - who were used to my behavior, sweatdropped at my sudden mood change.

"What? I'm bipolar. Get used to it bitches." I said blankly.

After everyone had drawn, I found myself seated next to... Oh you'll never guess who! It was, drumroll please, Sasuke of the Ducks! Can I get a "What the hell is wrong with this world?"!

(Hell yeah!)

Hey, author, you just broke the fourth wall.

(You realize that you just did that as well, yes?)

I did, didn't I?

(Stop talking to me! Geez. The cost of repairs is killing Kakuza right now. And if it's killing Kakuza, Kakuza is killing me!)

Okay, okay! Sheesh! But you started it.

(I did not!

Shut the hell up! And stop dodging my attacks, you heathen!

But I don't wanna die! I'm too young!

Yeah, and so was my money!

Kyaa!)

Well. After that encounter, I zoned back into Ibiki's rules and just about fell from my seat when I heard him yell, "Start!" I quickly composed myself and flipped over the test. It was then I realized, I don't give a fuck about this test. Nope. No fucks given.

Meh. I could talk to Inata. Yeah, let's do that.

(What did I say about my fourth wall?! And watch where you're throwing those things, geezer!

If you would stop moving this would be over already.)

Yeah, have fun up there Author-san. I heard Inata call out.

(Now you're just doing this on purpose. T-T)

Yes, yes we are. I thought.

(Go and fuck a Neji, Jay.)

My face lit up like a Christmas tree and I had to slap myself multiple times to get rid of the blush. Curse you author.

(You're welcome, my dear.)

I sighed and looked at the paper. Sighing once more, I flipped the test back over, grabbed my pencil, drew a circle and wrote "Bang head here." on it. So, as any obedient girl would do, I banged my head repeatedly on the paper.

After the twentieth time I was muttering long strings of cusses under my breath that had Sasuke sitting away from me and many of the proctors looking at me as if I was crazy, which I can't say I'm not.

Anyways, other than my little performance, the test was uneventful. Soon the hour was up.

"Alright, pencils down. It's time for the tenth question. But, you have a choice. You can choose to take the question or you can choose not to." Ibiki said. I yawned and propped my feet up on the desk. "It comes with a price. If you choose to accept and you answer the question wrong, then you will be a Genin for the rest of your lives."

"What?!"

Many of the other genin started protesting. "Quiet!" Ibiki yelled. "Let me finish. If you choose not to take this question, then you and your team are disqualified."

I shot up from my seat and slammed my hand down on my desk. "I UNDERSTAND!" I yelled.

"That's good, then can you please-" I cut Ibiki off by saying, "Absolutely nothing."

Ibiki scowled at me and explained everything again. "Okay. I think I got it, but let me just go over your order one last time." I said, looking at the list in my hand. "You want one order of barbeque, extra large, one bottle of sake and six sticks of dango."

"Ye- Wait, no! Where the hell did you-?" Ibiki cut himself off when he saw her talking to someone who looked like am older version of Jay with longer, brown hair and lighter eyes.

"Ye- Wait, no! Where the hell did you-?" Ibiki cut himself off when he saw her talking to someone who looked like am older version of Jay with longer, brown hair and lighter eyes

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"Sorry, did you say something Ibiki?" I asked looking over at him. "Nevermind." He said with an exasperated sigh. He went back to the other teams and finished the test.

I zoned out of his conversation and continued my conversation with my aunt. Yes, aunt. You didn't think my clan could be wiped out that easily, did you?

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