❝el, i love you, but i hope something real bad happens to you.❞
0.4
caroforbes: hey ugly how was ur date with stefan
ellite: hey disgusting it wasn't a date we were jus chilling
careforbes: it was a date and we all know it
ellite: who's "we all"
caroforbes has added elenagilbert & bonfire to the chat!
caroforbes: them
bonfire: what we talking about
elenagilbert: ooh ellie how was ur date
caroforbes: see
ellite: it wasn't a date omg
ellite: but it was really nice tbh
ellite: stefan is literally so funny i couldn't with him and his jokes
elenagilbert: HE JOKES?
elenagilbert: he walks around looking so serious
bonfire: RIGHT, man looks like he'll choke the next person who looks at him
ellite: ksdksdksjd BONNIE
caroforbes: lmao bon dont kill me
caroforbes: so ellie, how was ur 'hang out' with stefan
caroforbes: and we need details
bonfire: fax
ellite: okay well
ellite: it was pretty good until this guy ik and i think stefan also knows came into the grill. stefan got all tense and stuff and we had to leave quite early
ellite: but then he walked me home and we hugged so i mean, it was pretty great
elenagilbert: who was the guy that came into the grill
ellite: you guys dont know him but he's so sexy
ellite: like, older guy, bad boy sexy. he wears a leather jacket and everything
caroforbes: i need name, age, and availability stat!
elenagilbert: lmaoo care chill
bonfire: honestly same tho im so single
ellite: care you'll see him soon, he's always at the grill drinking
ellite: bonnie you can get a boyfriend like that quick, you just don't want one
elenagilbert: ^
ellite: care wishes she could relate tho
caroforbes: el, i love you, but i hope something real bad happens to you
bonfire: i just got a really bad feeling from that text, care don't say shit like that
ellite: its okay bonnie. she's just a hater
***
itsdamon: did i see you at the grill before with stefan salvatore?
ellite: yes. how do you know him?
itsdamon: its a long ass story
ellite: i got all the time in the world
itsdamon: trust me, you dont
ellite: tRuSt Me YoU dOnT
itsdamon: are you mocking me?
ellite: yes
itsdamon: your name is literally elvis and you don't hear me mocking you
ellite: i'm named after the greatest man to ever live bitch you can't mock that
itsdamon: last i checked, your name isn't damon
ellite: last i checked, you aren't the greatest man to ever live
itsdamon: last i checked, you're a millennial
ellite: and?
ellite: we millennials are fucking lit
itsdamon: no, you guys aren't. cause you make up stupid slang like that
ellite: stupid? you're stupid
itsdamon: anyways, are you still available tmr?
ellite: first of all, i was never coming
itsdamon: why not
ellite: you creep me out.
ellite: my friend stefan doesn't like you so
ellite: there must be smth off with you
itsdamon: i'll explain why stefan doesn't like me if i see you tmr
ellite: okay meet me at the park by the church at 12pm
itsdamon: damn, ur nosy
itsdamon: do you not have school tmr
ellite: well
ellite: yea but im jus gonna skip the periods after lunch
itsdamon: okay cool. schools useless anyways
ellite: tell me about it
hey
damons and elvis' relationship is gonna be the highpoints of this book
oh and caroline
and also matt's susness
okur? okur.
YOU ARE READING
BLAIR WALDORF ✓ s. salvatore
Fanfiction[INSTAGRAM] ❝i live by one thing and one thing only.❞ ❝and what's that?❞ ❝what would blair waldorf do?❞ disclaimer: i don't own any of these characters, they go to their rightful owners. i, however, own elvis gilbert and her plot.
