David: hey babe.
Zane: Hey bby
Scotty: I have a girlfriend
Alex: and Toddy has a kid
David: Shit, I texted the wrong chat
Durte Dom: David is that your way of coming out
Liza: David is lesbian
Carmelita: I can do hundred dolla for lesbians
Heath: Stop blowing up the chat, it's 2 in the afternoon let me sleep
Zane: bby ima come in there if you don't wake up
Heath: what are you talking about you're right next to me
Toddy: guys I have some big news
Alex: you're paying for child support?
Durte Dom: good one Alex
Alex: stfu, you're going to pay my bill for the doctors because you gave me that foot infection.
David: go check out my new vlog of Alex and Dom talking about how Alex got his foot infection.
Zane: am I in it?
David: yes Zane
Zane: k, I'll watch it right now
Heath: Lets watch it together
Liza: I ship it^^
Toddy: listen guys
David: I'm listening
Alex: I'm not
Toddy: my merch is out!! David give me a promo on your next vlog
David: no
Toddy: I'll suck your dick
Carmelita: me tooo
Liza: that's my job.. what?
Zane: ooo she a freak
David: Liza talk to me in our other chat
Toddy: they're going to get it on
Alex: most likely
Durte Dom: David have you checked your subscribers recently??
David: no, why?
Zane: bby
Heath: David look at the amount of subscribers you have
Liza: you hit 4,000,000 subscribers baby!!
Alex: pewdiepie has more
Zane: shut up hoe^^
Zane added Gabbie to this chat.
Gabbie: who the hell added me?
Zane: David just hit 4 million
Liza: hi sexy
Durte Dom: hey Gabbie wanna have a good time?
Gabbie: That's great news!
Gabbie: My definition of a good time doesn't involve you.
David: thanks Gab
Alex: Dom your definition of a good time is giving chicks chlamydia.
Zane: Alex stick to kicking tables
Heath: he got you there son
Durte Dom: lets celebrate tonight
David: I'm down
Toddy: me too
Zane: me three
Gabbie: me four
Alex: I'm in
Liza: heck yeah!
Durte Dom: I invited Corinna
Alex: do you hate us that much?
Zane: dude she's going to make out with every guy at the bar
Alex: and she doesn't need to be drunk to do it
Carmelita: me too^
Gabbie: who's Carmelita?
David: Jason. You don't watch my vlogs you wouldn't know.
Gabbie: To be fair, I am busy most of the time.
Alex: you consider singing horribly in your room and videotaping it, busy?
Zane: hey that's my girl, leave her alone
Gabbie: At least I don't where adult diapers (reference from your vlog David)
Alex: That was one time!!
David: I'm impressed you know one thing from my vlogs.
Gabbie: Where we going tonight anyways?
Liza: Bar! Bar!
Alex: slow down alcoholic
David: let's hang at this party on main, head there around 8.
Durte Dom: Sounds good to me
Alex: cool
Carmelita: Sí Pápi
Zane: Sounds gucci
Heath: I'm all for it
Scotty: I'm bringing my girlfriend.
Toddy: It's a yes from me
Liza: I'm pumped for tonight!
Gabbie: Sounds like a plan.
Alex: that's because it is one^
