Alex: You're all a bunch of pussies.
Zane: Dude you almost gave me a heart attack!
Gabby: When you wear that mask and act like a psycho, then yes I am a pussy.
Alex: You're always a pussy Gabby
Gabbie: Its Gabbie
Alex: I don't give a shit Gabby
Heath: I was about ready to shank your ass
Scotty: It wasn't funny at first, but then after watching your guys reactions it was priceless
David: You're welcome, I set up the whole thing.
Toddy: If my boxers weren't brown before they are now.
Durte Dom: I think it was pretty obvious that David and Alex were pranking you guys.
Zane: It wasn't obvious because David doesn't take anything seriously.
Carmelita: If that were an actual psycho, David would still be filming it all.
David: True
Liza: Tru
Gabbie: I wouldn't doubt it
Zane: He would though
Heath: ^^
Toddy: Honestly
Scotty: I would film it too
Durte Dom: I would fight him
Alex: You can't even defend yourself against a nine year old
Zane: Your best defense would be giving an intruder chlamydia.
Gabby: That's so fucking true ^^
Heath: I'm weak^^
Liza: Dang you just got roasted like a marshmallow!!
Scotty: Todd come in the bathroom, we need to take our daily photo
Toddy: Be right there
Alex: Faggots^
Carmelita: David I have an idea for your next vlog.
David: What is it?
Carmelita: Let's have a game where we throw wine bottles, but we can't drop them.
David: That sounds dangerous...
David: Count me in..! Meet me at my place in a few.
Zane: Can I come?
Heath: And me?
Scotty: And me?
Toddy: And me?
Alex: And me?
David: Sure come watch us throw glass at each other.
Liza: I just want you to know that if you die today, I have other boyfriends so don't worry about me being sad.
Alex: Hoe^
Gabbie: Same^
Zane: Liza are you coming?
Liza: Can't, I have some important matters to take care of.
David: Aww
Liza: Tell me how it goes!
(A few hours later)
David: Liza I'm going to the hospital
Liza: David what happened?
David: Face time me.
Alex: He cut his hand with the wine bottle.
Zane: Blame Jason he hurt David.
Carmelita: David was dumb enough to actually go along with it, so don't accuse me of doing something he was willing to do.
Alex: I still blame you^
Toddy: You should know that David will do any type of dumb shit.
Scotty: Yeah, you came up with the idea so you're partially to blame.
Toddy: Dude there was a shit load of blood in the backyard!
Scotty: There still is, no one cleaned it up!!
Gabbie: Why don't you guys worry about that when David isn't spilling blood out of his hand?
Heath: No we can't because they're going to make me clean that up.
Zane: True^^
Alex: How's he suppose to wipe his ass now?
David: I'm sure Liza will do that for me, right sweetie?
Liza: Never in a million years darling
Alex: She ain't the one then^
Gabbie: How are you even typing?
Alex: You do realize he has another hand.. right?
David: I'm having Jason text for me.
Gabbie: Oh okay.
Alex: Dumb bitch^
