Aries: you
Taurus: their alarm clock
Gemini: the entire human population
Cancer: anyone who makes them cry
Leo: condoms
Virgo: the patriarchy
Libra: everyone but only using their limbs
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: iggy azalea
Capricorn: their parents
Aquarius: bras
Pisces: themselves
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The Zodiac Signs 4
RandomHey everyone! So this is the official 4th book of the zodiac signs collection I've been writing! I want to give a big thanks to everyone who has read my books and kept this collection going, thank you to all of you. Now as I've said in my previous d...
