Daily Dose of Deen

15

Sorry if this isn't your kinda thing, buh imma post a couple halal pick up lines which I love. 

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Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

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Her dad: So, what job do you do?

Him: I say the Adhaan.

HD: A muezzin, that's admirable. Where?

H: In your newborn grandchild's ears.

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I want you to help complete half my deen.

If you know what I mean...

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We're allowed to marry four, but I don't think that's necessary because your a ten.

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Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak.

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What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber?

Let's make salah.

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Finds out first look is halal....

Never blinks.

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I see that Allah swt gave you everything except for my number.

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Can I have your number so I can wake you up for Fajr?

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I'd like to be more than just your brother/sister in Islam.

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Assalam Alaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al Ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?

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Do you believe in the Hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

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When I saw you, I was like و (wow)

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Best believe I just did that😭🙄😂 I am not in any way weird or sad.....

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 Deen- Religion

Mecca- Holiest city in Islam

Salah- Obligatory prayers

Fajr- First prayer of the day, done before sunrise

Hoor Al Ayn- Beautiful women in Paradise (Correct me if Im wrong, don't know too much bout it tbh.)

Jannah- Paradise, Heaven

و Wow- A letter in the Arabic alphabet pronounced like a 'w'.