Oreo's Revenge

Oreo Poem

My cat is at the club, drinking a martini,

Going to the pool now no bikini,

She does not even touch the water, looking for inspiration,

Her friends encourage her but she says "I'm on vacation!"

Yeah I'm a pet thug, and I get things done,

I gave 100 scratches in my life and gave you one.

The only thing I like is sitting in the sun,

Yeah, that's right I sleep! That's what I do for fun.

Did I ever tell you I don't like to run?

It's like a little cat body weighs a ton.

But somehow I seem to complete the race,

I'm faster than you and I can shove that in your face!

Pow! You just got burned by a cat,

Tell me what do you think about that?

Oh, by the way, I just shat.

The litter box will smell,

I just wanted to tell,

You have to clean it up this action will remind you of hell

I'm Oreo, that cat ya know!

Black and white with swag in her face,

I may have some winter fat but that's not a disgrace!

While you sleep for hours, I'll be exploring your shower,

Oops, I'm on the table now just knocked down some flowers!

You made me go outside, that's what I wanted,

You can never make look like I've been taunted!

Now I can join my friend happily,

Now we're taking a nap were not affected silly!

I dare you to try me,

I got some fangs that I'd like to use,

Remember that time when I gave you a bruise?

When you hear the alarm and hit the snooze,

I'll be there in your face licking the dirt away,

I'll be here to protect you don't worry!

But don't forget to feed me today,

I have very little wet food left from yesterday!

OMG, It's food time! Yay!