Danny DeVito X John Cena: A Trilogy

Story 4: Toilets Part 1

Danny DeVito sighed in frustration, he was being punished by John. All Danny did was try to eat his nose off.

He really didn't see the big deal.

He was being sent off to the bathroom and he was being forced to clean the toilet.

Danny couldn't deny the toilet was T H I C C but not as T H I C C as Danny himself. The toilet was a beautiful yellow golden color. 

Danny felt like Cinderella as he was on knees scrubbing the toilet clean. There was already a chunk missing from last time Petunia got hungry. 

But nobody knew that.

Danny assumed he did it one night and didn't remember.

As Danny washed the toilet a frown came across his face. His designer Louis Vuitton handbag was getting dirty from the water, so Danny just ate it whole and shrugged.

Danny felt his stomach grumble as he grew hungrier and he devoured the magnificent toilet whole, the sound of his chomping could be heard in Africa by the hungry children some say.