Danny DeVito X John Cena: A Trilogy

Story 4: Toilets Part 2

Danny and John were making love. 

Danny really had to use the bathroom so he asked John, but John refused to let go of Danny's BIG, JUICY BOOTY.

Danny groaned and his stomach grumble. "UH OH. NOT AGAIN." Danny regurgitated the toilet.

"WHAT THE FUCK." John screeched 

Danny screamed "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I AM THE BATHROOM."

John runs out. A minute later Petunia runs in and spots a toilet. With eyes wide open, she takes a big chomp of the toilet. She's still hungry. She looks at the bed sheet. Danny see's her and jumps in front of her before she does anything. She mows him over and eats him. CHOMP. Petunia is still hungry so she goes for the wall. Drywall and paint are her second favorite meal, next to couches and deaf people. 

John comes in. "Bad Petunia! Spit him out."

She does as she's told and spits Danny out. But inside Danny is the toilet.