Your POV:
"She's mine!"
"No! Mine!"
"Ugh, no! She loves me!"
"She loves me more!"
"Will you two just shut up?! I'll pick who I want myself, okay? Jeez!" You said, setting down your magazine in annoyance. Blue and Red looked down, ashamed. You picked the magazine back up and out of the corner of your eye, saw the skeletons mouthing to each other.
"She's mine!" Fell said silently.
"Nuh uh!" Blue replied, equally quiet.
"You're the worst!"
"You're no better!"
You rolled your eyes. "Just let me settle this once and for all." You sighed. What children.
Red's Choice:
"I choose you, Red. Sorry Blue." You said. Blue nodded and smiled half heartedly. You went over and gave the little muffin a hug. "We are still gonna be besties, don't worry!" You said, smiling warmly.
Fell coughed. You laughed and went over and took his hand. "Let's go get Grillby's, okay?" You suggested, staring into his eyes dreamily. He nodded and blushed. Your face flushed too.
"Okay. You're drunk. Let's go home." You ordered, putting his arm over your shoulders and walking the edgy skeleton back home. "Good idea." Sans slurred. You smiled and laughed, kissing him on the cheek softly.
Blue's Choice:
"Sorry Red, I choose you, Blue." You said. The cute little guy's face lit up. He grinned brightly. "MWEH HEHE, HUMAN! YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, WILL BE THE GREATEST BOYFRIEND EVER!" He yelled. You grinned brightly too, and hugged him back.
"I LOVE YOU, HUMAN!" He exclaimed.
"Kinda moving fast, huh?" You asked, smirking and then kissing him on the forehead.

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