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Dr.Drea episode 4. YZMA

The fuck wrong wit ya. Talk to me

Well hello. My name is Yzma.

Yzma?! As in like the emperors new groove.

No Yzma as in ima ease my ass the fuck outta here if you cut me off one more time. Oh good heavens i dont know what came over me. Im so sorry.

Mmhmm I see. *scribbles(dis bitch crazy)* continue.

Well drea

Gasspp. Excusse me you will not come up in here talkin to me without sayin my surname first. Its Dr.Drea.

Im sorry DR.DREA!

Well basically my nigga xheated on me while i was away at college.

Umm. College?

Yeah everest college online.

And you had to go away for dat?

Yeah they needed me on campus cause they aint that many bad bitches in the college. Im so sorry what i meant to say was my boyfriend cheated on me while i was away at umm work.

Ohh so you work at everest?

Yes i run the site a little.

Mmhmm. Well tell me about your situation

WELL my man cheated on me wid my dumbass mom. She always been a hoe tryna fuck wid all my niggas. Tryna tell em im crazy when im fuckin not!

*silence.snaps fingers*

Im sorry. What i meant to say was my mom has always been a bit of a cougar. We've always had this problem. I just dont know what to do.

What do you think you need to do?

Kill both them motherfuckers

Or you could step your pussy out

Oh no. I dont think thats the problem.

I do.

Do you even have a degree.

Do you have multiple personalities?

*looks around*

You know what. I do have a degree from everest which you would know if you ran the site. I did a little research..you dont work for everest do you?

Whatt. Thats proposterous!!

Bitch i aint no fool. "Everest" is also the name of the mental institution near ya hometown.

Dont send me back. Are you gonna send me back. Dont send me back. PLEASE DONT SEND ME BACK.

It mighy be best if you-

Fuck dat. You gotta catch me first.

I aint gotta catch shit bitch you payed me on da way in here.