Rules of Engagement: BOOK 2 [Tokyo Ghoul: Female!Kaneki x Tsukiyama]

Rule 1: No Physical Contact Whatsoever

"But- how am I supposed to kiss you if I can't touch you?" Shuu asked, staring at Ken in shock.
"You won't," she said calmly. "No physical contact whatsoever includes kissing, holdings hands, and messing with my hair. All those sorts of things."
Shuu was shocked speechless. He really wanted to do those things, truth be told, but his options were to have Ken and go along with her rules or rebel and lose her altogether. "All right..."
"Good," she said, nodding. "And-"
She was cut off by a hand on her shoulder. "Found you! Finally!" Hide exclaimed. "Juneau."
It took Ken five seconds to translate. "Bueno? Jeez, Hide, your trashy Spanish is getting even worse. If you can call that Spanish."
"He's breaking rule one!" Shuu couldn't help but shout.
Hide looked over cluelessly. "What rule?"
Ken shrugged. "It's fine because he's just my friend. Night, Shuu."
Shuu opened his mouth to protest, but Hide was already leading Ken out of the party.
Maybe it would have been better to just be friends with her, Shuu thought to himself as he recalled Hide's hand on Ken's shoulder.
No fair.