A ninja Q&A

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Anko sighed at the quizzical lookes shot from several(if not all) of the room. She sat down with naru still in her arms, "when I point to you, you can ask a question, ok" nods and quiet 'yes' filed the room. "Since when do you have a kid?" Simple, ok I can cope with that "Since me and... I adopted her." Damn don't let any thin' like that slip again. "Who did you adopt her with?" Fuck he picked up on that "...Kakashi..." jaws dropped and looks were exchanged. "...Since when did you and Kakashi Hatake ... you know, do the dirty" wait, what "w-what" "ya know, make bacon" wha... what does make bacon even mean?! "I repeat, what." "Uh... fornicate" "what... oh, oh, uh okay, okay, um ha, ha, ha, huh,um n-no, uh, no, never how, why, k then, in we never, we haven't, like ever, no no no, no, just no, legally she's mine and kakashi's child, biologically we don't share a thread of DNA, oh, would you just look at the time, I've got to go, yeah,that-that's what I have to do, bye."

Ok, look, I'm sick and I really shouldn't be writing this, so I'm sorry for not updating and I most likely won't for a while, sorry, Lilly.

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