A Random Book #2

Akita talks - Koisks in the Mall

Take note! If it says "Akita talks", that means that it's not in real life, but if it says "Deru-chan talks", it happened in real life

Take note_02: This is similar to the Talkloid Koisks uploaded (And maybe created) by Crusher-P

Sooo.. While I was in the mall roaming around with Zero and Ria.. They saw some clothes to fit in the store

Ria: Hey Zero! Let's try it out!

Zero: Sure, Akita we'll just be in this store real quick

Akita: Alright, I'll just wait here

Then they went inside the store, I tried to find a place to sit and try to connect to the wifi to chat with Kade and listen to music

Then I came across a Koisk, selling his products which are perfumes and cologne.. Ugh.. To be honest.. I don't like them

Koisk_1: Please buy my products! They're in the highest quality!

I didn't even get close but by my stupidity.. I made eye contact with him, then he just went to me with those puppy eyes and asked me

Koisk_1: P-Please buy my products...

I couldn't say no bcoz seriously! I can't say no to those eyes! So I had to pay 20 bucks all for one perfume

Uuggghhh... Perfuuume... And it's apple scented..

I mean, I like the scent of apples, but if it's in a perfume.. UUGGGHHH NOOOOOO!!!

Then Zero and Ria bought a ton of clothes.. Oh wait I forgot, tonight will be the ball dance.. I'm pretty much guessing that Zero and Ria will just eat from the food section since they're not asked for prom

So I guess I'll check out the clothes later..

Then we passed by the Koisk that just asked me with the puppy eyes.. And saw Kris, Chara, and Speedy

They were also getting ready for the ball. Again, they're going there being single..

While the 5 were talking, I saw another Koisk

Akita: don't make eye contact.. Don't make eye contact..! DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!!! *makes eye contact* Dammit

Koisk_2: *pulls Akita's hair* BUY MY PRODUCTS!!!!

Again. I had no choice but to accept the offer..! Then I saw them that they're about to say goodbye

Akita: Ria, Zero, waaaaait!

So I bought the stupid pretzel product then just woooshed out with the others

Then after, we saw a candy shop, Zero was willing to buy some apple candies in the shop so again.. I had to wait outside

Akita: This time.. If someone'll go to me, say no.

Then Zero bought the apple candies and ate a bunch of them, then we passed by another Koisk

Koisk_3: U-Uh.. Please buy my--

Akita: *with an assertive face* NO.

Koisk_3: Okay..! I'm sorry..! *cries*

Akita: *cries more* I'm sorry for yelling..! I'll buy your product as an apology..!

So now I cannot move so the girls have to pull my hair while dragging me around, then another koisk saw Ria

She also saw the Koisk, when he got near and beofre he asked Ria, she just slapped him, just using her bare hands

Then we had to leave since we already got everything we needed

Note to self: Don't accept their offer.. Except when you need it

*sigh* I'm gonna be broke when this keeps happening..