Off Camera (Logan Paul x Ayla Woodruff) #LAYLA

3/31/17

"Logan turn your fucking alarm off dude!" My best friend Mark Dohner screamed into my room,
"at least hit the fucking snooze button bro."

"Oh fuuuckk, what time is it bro?" I asked grabbing my phone, turning off the alarm. Mark ignored my question probably going back into his room to catch some z's.

"My career requires me to wake up this early bro!" I screamed from across the hall, "you wouldn't know this vloglife." I laughed looking for my vlog camera.

"Where's my vlog camera Markkkk?"

"Shut up Logan!" He slammed his door.

"Someone didn't get to smash last night!" I screamed at his closed door while setting up my equipment for today's vlog.

Once every thing was set up I brushed my teeth and washed my face a little bit, just enough so that I'd still look freshly out of bed.

"Gooood morning Logang, what's... up?" I laughed at my own embarrassment because I'm comedy. "Do you guys want me to do it? Aye, what's poppin? I don't know, maybe I'll keep it." I decided because this new intro was terrible.

"Today's gonna be a good day, I'm pumped for today. The vibes are good, I spent the entire morning getting work done and the day has finally come where I can bring this back." I saw Mark sneaking up behind me expertly avoiding the camera's view. "And look who's behind me?" I laughed trying to expose Mark.

"Where is he?"

"Boo!" he screamed laughing scaring me in the process.

"Oh shit! Where the fuck did you come from? Mark, you got me." I laughed.

"Oh hi, Mark" I said just for the rad edit I had in mind.

"Why are you wearing boxers? We match."

"Oh yeah we do kinda match, that's my roommate. Thass my boyy!" I slapped Mark up bringing him into a bro hug while he talked to the Logang and started pulling down his pants.

"No Mark, today is gonna be a good day." I explained telling him and the Logang about the litness that's going down later. Maverick's getting his diamond ring back on and I was kinda excited for that.

"Maverick's evil" Mark whispered into the camera.

I went into the room with Maverick to let him tell the Logang what going down today.

"Today's a big day for the vlog Maverick you know why? You're getting your bling back bro."

"The bling bro?" Maverick croaked, "where it's at?"

"In due time, Maverick." I began to tell the Logang about my birthday plans, tomorrow is birthday. April 1st, yes April fool's day. Fucking lit bro.

I turned the camera off and set it down on my bed which was in my room which was fucking duct-taped! Jake put duct tape all over my walls and while I may be keeping my cool, I have plans for Jake. I'm gonna get sweet revenge on my baby bro because this is war dude.

I picked up my phone from my desk and walked to the kitchen checking my notifications. I got a text from Bennet telling me where to meet him so we could talk about potential models for this new merch. Honestly we've been looking at models for the past couple of days and none if them really look like Mavericks if you know what I mean, I can't be letting just anyone model my merch. You gotta be a Maverick and I just haven't seen that in anyone yet.

"I'm going down to George's Logan!" Mark screamed slamming the front door behind himself. He's been leaving me for George a lot these days. Dare say I'm a bit jealous.