Naruto Texts

Sensei Chat

5:00 PM
texts
Group text between Asuma, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Guy.

Asuma: wanna go out for a drink

Kakashi: too lazy

Kakashi: Icha Icha

Kakashi: couch

Kakashi: bed

Kakashi: eat

Kakashi: ...

Kurenai: if u r trying to get Asuma over at ur house becuz u r too lazy to go to his, wanna read him Icha Icha on the couch, then take him to ur bed and eat him....

Kurenai: ur gonna have to go through me first

Kakashi: I didn't mean it like that

Kurenai: Bite me

Guy: such youthfulness

Guy: Kakashi my rival! You have picked up both more women AND men than me.

Kakashi: I didn't mean it like that

Guy: we need to make this a competition!

Kakashi: I didn't mean it like that

Guy: whoever has more lovers by the end of the month wins!

Kakashi: I didn't mean it like that

Asuma: bro use full sentences next time

Kurenai: Guy

Guy: LOVE ME KURENAI

Guy: BLOSSOM DURING YOUR YOUTHFUL DAYS WITH ME

Guy: LET US TRAIN TOGETHER AND FROLIC THROUGH THE EVERGLADES

Kurenai: fuk

Kurenai left the conversation.

Kakashi: I didn't mean it like that

Kakashi: I didn't

Kakashi: ...

Kakashi left the conversation.

Guy: MY RIVAL

Guy left the conversation.

Asuma: why the fuk am I always alone?