1. Today was a terrible day... First, my ex got hit by a bus, and now I lose my job as a bus driver
2. Sometimes the thought in my head gets bored and strolls out through my mouth... This is never a good thing...
3. Some people are just like trees. They need forever to grow up
4. When people robs bank, they go to jail. But when bank robs people, they got bonuses
5. I wish I live in a world where mosquitoes sucks fats instead of blood
6. Sometimes I tried to be normal but then I get bored and I go back being me
7. My wallet is like onion... When I open it, it makes me cry
8. I hate how chocolates melt on my hand...
I mean... Am I that hot???
9. Nobody is perfect... I'm NOBODY so I'm PERFECT!!!
10. When a guy gets jealous, it's kinda cute... But when a girl gets jealous, then world war 3 is about to start
11. People: Hey, how's life?!
Me: Not only am I clueless! I'm also broke beyond compare!!!
12. I need a six month vacation twice a year...
13. Mom: Why are you so obsessed with anime characters?
Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TRUE LOVE HURTS?!?!
