Chapter 1: The beginning of the Toz

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How do we benefit from toz? Simple. Someone made you mad? Toz. Someone hit you? Well then toz. Your bored? TOZ ALIKY!
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The toz fits in every situation! Even if your hungry!! "I'm so hungry I can eat a toz." Or If you're full! "I'm so full I feel like I'm about to toz".
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The toz originated in the early 20's, used by mad russians. "SALAVISTA TOZ!!!" And soon the Chinese Started using it! "CHUNG CHING CHONG TOZ"
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Philosophers say this word is magnificent! For it has many meanings! It spread throughout the world, and Arabs didn't latch on till 1893! The toz is truly a wonder that awaits!
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The toz effects our daily lives!
Legend has it, that toz was the name of an ancient shower curtain! A little girl was taking a shower and an intruder came in and said "inti kateer hillwi" And she yelled "TOZ ALIK" Then the intruder backed off, and she was safe!
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Who knew that our shower curtains held such a tale?

DISCLAIMER: Do NOT use this word in the shower.

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