Our Little Thing

Eleven

*phone ringing a little too loud*

"Instant Coffee Fix, how may I help you"

"You're not picking up your phone"

"I'm at work. The boss dropped a new policy. Personal phones must remain switched off for the complete duration of the shift. The old git"

"I need my Coffee and bagel"

"I've already put in your order"

"You're amazing"

"So you keep telling me"

"And arrogant"

"You wound me"

"And what is life without a little pain?"

"Life will painless without a little pain. And that would definitely be good. I accidentally cut my thumb while chopping vegetables for dinner last night. It hurts like hell"

"Aww. Got a boo-boo?"

"I would prefer grownup sympathy. Haven't you ever cut a finger open with a knife. It's brutal!"

"Eh, no. I'm not that clumsy"

"I'll take your word for it"

"There is this huge spider in the kitchen"

"So kill it"

"I can't. Ughh"

"Are you scared of spiders?"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Okay. Fine. I am"

"Another Fact. Cherry Lavender Mignonette is afraid of spiders"

"Shut up. What do I do with it?"

"Do you have an insect spray on hand?"

"Yeah"

"Spray at it from a distance"

"What if it jumps on me?"

"It's a spider, Cher. Not a kangaroo"

"I did it! It crawled out of the window! YAAY"

"Congratulations, Cherry Cranberry. You are officially the best Chase-Spider-Away"

"And you are an over-flattering cheerleader"

*laughs* "I like flattering you"

"You're weird"

"That's not the first time you've told me that"

"I like you remind you off your weirdness constantly. Just so you don't forget"

"Thank you"

"You're always welcome"

*distant shout*

*hurriedly speaking* "That's the boss. I have to go. Bye. Gosh I'm so dead. Bye"

"Bye, Dan. Don't get fired, please"

"I'll try"

*~DIAL TONE~*