DA BOOK OF PUNS AND JOKES

friend vs best friend

Getting bored 
with friend

Me:soooooooo boring

*one eternity later*
Me:still boring

With best friend

Me:soooooooo boring

*1second later*

Best friend: BANANA!!!!

Me:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

when they're 10 mins late
With friend

Me: no worries I just got here (although I've been here for 10 mins)

With Best friend

Me: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 10 MINS SO GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DRIVE INTO UR HOUSE AND TURN OFF GILMORE GIRLS

Friend-saves last pizza slice for u

Best friend- eats last pizza slice and laughs in ur face

Friend- rings bell before entering ur house

Best friend- enters ur house without ringing the door bell and shout "I'M HOME"

Friend- asks before taking something out ur refrigerator

Best friend- helps themself and is the reason why u have no food

Friend- would bail u out of jail

Best friend- would be sitting next to u saying "THAT WAS AWESOME"

Friend- would take away your drink if they see that it too drunk

Best friend- would invite u to another shot

Friend- borrow it stuff for a few days and give it back

Best friend- has a whole drawer of ur stuff

Friend- knows a few things about u

Best friend- could write a very embarrassing biography about u

Hope u enjoyed this and is probably what u and it best friend is like cuz that's what I'm like with mine