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I Was Caught Fucking a Bird 21

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by -starberryshortcake-

by -starberryshortcake-

So, This story is going by fast suprisingly.

Griend: Lets tell secrets.
Me: I'll go first
I love grapefruit
Griend: I was caught Fucking a Bird
Me: God dammit, its the fifth FUCKING TIME!
STOP FUCKING BIRDS!
Griend: Exotic Nipples
Me: DAMNIT

I wanna write a Papyrus x Sans Lemon.
Or Bendy x Alice
Or Bendy x Boris
OR Bendy x Cuphead
but idk if I should or not
I might do a Bendy x Whoever
Bendy x reader
Bendy x alice
Bendy x Boris
Bendy x Cuphead
Bendy x sammy
Bendy x Mickey
idk if i should even do a lemon or not

Or Bendy x AliceOr Bendy x BorisOR Bendy x Cupheadbut idk if I should or notI might do a Bendy x WhoeverBendy x readerBendy x aliceBendy x BorisBendy x CupheadBendy x sammyBendy x Mickeyidk if i should even do a lemon or not — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

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Griend: Would it help if I told you,
That I was caught fucking a bird?
Me: No, and Fuck YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

ITS RAINING TACOS
FROM OUTTA THE SKY
TACOS
NO NEED TO ASK WHY
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
ITS RAINING TACOS
(ITS RAINING TACOS)

Oh baby a triple!

Top 5 Senpai's
(there yt names)
1. Lord Cobrazz (Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
2. NateWantsToBattle
3. DAGames
4. Markipliar (Markimooooooooooooooooooo)
5. MandoPony

i needed 5 so Mando is pretty cool so why the FLLLLLUUCCK not

GGriend: LOOK AT MY FOOOOT
Its the foot i used to FUCK A BIRD
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife
Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife
Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife
Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife
Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LI-

Dr Pepper
Cus why not
MY LA HE
MY LA HA
MY LA WHO
MY LA HA HA

Heheh
Kill me please
Griend: AFTER YOU FUCK A FUCKING BIRD
MMH
INHALE MY DONG

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH PLEASE

i kept trying to tell Senpai what a Lemon is
and he's like
its a fruit it's a sour fruit
Im like
BISH ITS SEXUAL WRITING
then he's like
OH ITS STILL A FRUIT

MMM MMM YEAH YEAH MMM MMM YEAH YEAH MMM MMM YEAH YEAH MMM MMM YEAH YEAH

I have a message to all of you

Dont live life

without
Fucking a Bird

Meow

Suck a tiny dick

Eat a bag of shit

SOMEBODY CALL 911
SHORTY FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

A WOAH WOAH

Buh Bye!

FUCK A BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD