Person: *goes into a gay bar*
Reader: You don't belong here! *gets held back*
Security: What is going on?
Person: I don't know! All I did was enter a bar!
Reader: YOU ARE STRAIGHT!!!
Person: So? Can't I enter a gay bar you faggots? *stands on table* EVERYONE REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!!!
Reader: *gets let go and the two gay men shake hands* GET THE PERSON!!! *breaks the person's ribs*
Person: Never....mess with......a gay bar......again
YOU ARE READING
lgbt comebacks/jokes
Teen Fictionlgbt comebacks and jokes...........that is all it is