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Person: *goes into a gay bar*

Reader: You don't belong here! *gets held back*

Security: What is going on?

Person: I don't know! All I did was enter a bar!

Reader: YOU ARE STRAIGHT!!!

Person: So? Can't I enter a gay bar you faggots? *stands on table* EVERYONE REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!!!

Reader: *gets let go and the two gay men shake hands* GET THE PERSON!!! *breaks the person's ribs*

Person: Never....mess with......a gay bar......again

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