dork added MJ to groupchat
dork
;)
MJ
peter
what have you done
who is everyone here
loser
IM NED !!!
MJ
well yeah, you aren't the only one here...
unknown
Hello Miss Baizen
I'm Harold Hogan, I work a classified job for the Avengers.
unknown
geez happy, cut all the formalities this is a freaking text chat!
unknown
hey come on, be nice to him
MJ
okay so you're happy
peter has told me about u
but um, what about you guys?
unknown
hi, i'm pepper potts
MJ
as in, 'stark industries CEO' pepper potts?
fuck
unknown
language!!!
pepper
oh says you!!!
unknown
sorry you know i miss the old guy
dork
you miss the guy that beat me up??
what a great father u are.
loser
hE's NoT yOuR fAtHeR
happy
oh here we go...
MJ
um, still don't who you are buddy
unknown
oh trust me
you know who i am
MJ
okay?
dork
michelle baizen, meet tony stark.
and welcome to the team spiderman groupchat.
MJ
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME
T O N Y S T A R K
T E A M S P I D E R M A N
holy s h i t
tony
see that's the reaction i was looking for
pepper
babe, calm down
dork
calm down dad
loser
PeTeR i SwEaR tO gOd
happy
HE'S NOT YOUR DADDY
loser
well no of course not, but he is michelle's daddy
MJ
ned pal- are you high??
or maybe just very very unwell?
perhaps you're suffering from hallucinations?
mr stark, you have like three doctorates- what's your diagnosis sir?
tony
well its seems that the patient is going through
h o r m o n a l c h a n g e s
thanks to puberty
dork
yeah okay thanks, thats enough
sorry MJ
ned is a little sick today smh
loser
😇
MJ
🖕🖕🖕
dork
🖕🖕🖕
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act my age // peter × michelle
Fanfictionsocial media fic post spider-man homecoming. just an account of some of peter and michelle's interactions. feel free to fill in the gaps with whatever you desire.
