A Swim In The Storm (#AStormOfFanFiction)

Unmentionable Pride

Chapter 1: Unmentionable Pride

I mumbled under my breath as my dander rose.

I would have preferred screaming it out at Mr. Ambrose, of course, but sometimes a girl can only dream. If it weren't for the pay-check I would have socked him where the sun didn't shine. Since I had told my uncle to stop giving me an allowance, I can't be giving fearful frights to my employer anytime soon.

"That Beef-headed man! He's lucky I am patient. I could make him choke on his money if I wanted to!" I mumbled angrily to myself.

I suddenly stopped when two people threw water at me.

Not on purpose; of course.

I noticed my surroundings a little too late. Nearby couples were swimming; yes swimming; and in what looked like a very huge tub.

My eyes widened as I took it in; this cave-like chasm. It almost resembled a real beach.

Almost.

I looked up and saw huge columns held up the high roof. You would think it would be hot and steamy here or freezing cold but, it felt...perfect.

I grinned once my eyes wandered back to the women and men. More specifically what they were wearing. I almost felt a tear of pride leave my eye, as I saw the ladies moving there unmentionables to move in the water. From what I heard off the trainer nearby I think it was called a head-stroke or something but that seemed like a funny name.

Who was I to judge anyway. Here, everything was nanty narkingly brilliant since all of the people did things they should not be doing.

The women looked like they wore a chemise rather than a proper dress. They weren't skin tight but flowing and open. Some swim suits looked more expensive than the others with unnecessary frills and other boring lady stuff.

Some women showed their unmentionables and others, well...even more. The chemise or swim suits were above their knees. I might not have been comfortable as the other women were, but I definitely wanted to try it out.

A great plan formed in my mind.

Mr. Ambrose had another thing coming.

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My Dear Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,

I worked really hard on making this fanfiction come to life. I hope it feels as homey as it usually does when Sir Rob - The Brilliant writes it.

I want to make sure that you all realize, I am NOT COPYING SIR ROB in any way. I am just fulfilling my duties in writing a "realistic-enough" fanfiction

So no comments on that. Haha. lol.

I hope you enjoy and so does Sir Rob.

*whispers and prays* Please like it.

OK that's enough for today.

Yours Truly,

Lady Jolly XD ;)

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Glossarry:

Dander: temper

Fearful frights: kicks in private areas XD

Nanty narkingly: actually the word is nanty narking which means fun or enjoyment

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A picture of them fighting. XD