An Impractical Love Story

Chapter 7: Baby Drama

Sal: "What's going on?!"

Joe: "Bessy says she's pregnant."

Sal: "Awww congrats."

Joe: "No! And she thinks it's yours!"

Sal: "Oh no....."

Sal: "And uh, what were you saying about things getting being ok?" *he says sarcastically*
"This isn't good!"

Joe: "Uh yeah! This is a fucking nightmare! She's my wife! I have 2 kids already!"

Sal: "I know, I know. I'm sorry, I don't know how this happened."

Joe: "Well, it happened." *he says starting to tear up as he walks away*

Sal: "Joe! Please....."

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1 week later......
Meanwhile, Murr is at home on his couch munching heavily on chips and watching tv.....

*Murr's cellphone rings*

Murr: "Errr, gulp um, helloe.

Joe: "Murr, stop munching on those chips and listen!"

Murr: "Ok, ok. I'm done. What's up?"

Joe: "Bessy is pregnant and it might be Sal's baby."

Murr: "Well......sounds like a personal problem."

Joe: "MURR!"

Murr: "Ok, ok, I'm sorry, it was just a joke. And I didn't think you were serious."

Joe: "Why the hell would I make this up?!"

Murr: "I dunno....."

Joe: "I already told Q. But, I don't know what to do. And if Casey finds out....well, you can bet we'll be kicked off the show."

Murr: "You don't know that. I don't think Casey would do that."

Joe: "Of course he would! For crying out loud, I have a young daughter, a baby boy, and now there's going to be a new baby!"

Murr: "Yeah, I guess you gotta point. I don't know what to tell you. I knew this all was a bad idea. But, nooooo, you all didn't listen to me."

Joe: "Murr, this isn't the time for your I told you so moment!"

Murr: "I'm just saying."

Joe: "Look...I gotta go. You can't tell Casey about this. You got it?!"

Murr: "Yes, I know."

Joe: "Bye."

Murr: "Bye Joe."

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The next day, over at Casey's....

Casey calls the guys.

Casey: "Hey, guys....look, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you guys, But will you please come back? We really need to start filming for a new episode."

Q: "Uh yeah.....I mean...I guess."

Murr: "Awww, that's so nice of you to apologize! So fine."

Sal: "I dunno. There's a lot going on right now and I don't think I can deal with this."

Casey: "Joe?"

No answer......

Q: "He never answered his phone Casey."

Casey: *Sighs* "Ok.....well, Q and Murr, please come meet me at my house at 6:00pm. We'll discuss more about this later."

Q and Murr: "Ok."

Casey: "Please Sal....we need you and Joe."

Sal: "I told you no."

Casey: "Fine."

Sal: "Bye guys."

Casey: "Bye."

Q: "Bye man."

Murr: "Bye, you lil father you!" *he says happily, not realizing what he just said*

Sal: "MURR!"

Murr: "Fuck......"

Casey: "Woah, woah, woah, wait! What did he just say?!"

Q: "Oh shit."

Sal: "N-n-nothing Casey! He was j-just being Murr haha! Practical Murr haha!" *he says very nervously*
"I'm going to kill you Murr..." *he says in a faint whisper*

Casey: "OK, what's going on?!"

Sal: "Nothing! It's nothing!"

Casey: "Well, it don't sound like nothing!"

Q: "I'm just gonna....uh I'm just gonna go, so......BYE!" *Q hangs up*

Casey: "Somebody better start talking!"

Sal: "Casey, I-i-i-I CAN'T!" *Sal hangs up*

Casey: "DAM IT! ............Murr.....would you care to tell me What Is Going On?!"

Murr: "Uh, um, uh....sorry can't! Phone's breaking up! Ekkkk-Kerrrrkkkk-Ekk! *he says obviously lying, and hangs up*

Casey: "FUCK!" *he hangs up*

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What did you guys think about this chapter? I personally think I did terrible! I feel like it's a bit boring and for that I apologize. That would explain why my views for my last few chapters have gone down. I'm really trying my best to make this book interesting to you guys! Please, if you have any ideas on what should happen next, please dm me. Thank you! And thank you for those who have stuck around with me this whole time! Those people are the realist! Ilyyyyysm guys!