Ethan: I was thirsty so I went to get a drink from the kitchen
Grayson: where is this conversation going?
Ethan: well instead of pouring myself a glass I was just going to drink out of your cup
Grayson: ohhhhh I see
Ethan: yes..
Ethan: please explain to me why you have a penis straw
Grayson: because its cute.
Grayson: and it was on sale.
Grayson: why do you want one?
Ethan: not really, it scared the shit out of me.
Ethan: please don't use that anymore.
Grayson: I will use it for the rest of my life if that means you will stop drinking out of my glass.
Ethan: what's wrong with me drinking out of your glass?
Grayson: you never refill it you shithead.
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"Wtf Gray" // Grethan
FanfictionRandom text messages between Ethan and Grayson. ||This is dry humor that is mostly sexual so if you don't like that then I don't think this book is for you||
